As a U.S. American

I pledge to:

1. Wash my ball cap with my mom's dishes
2. Consume more soda than water
3. Take a shower without wondering if that water will ever be re-used
4. Swerve at kids J-walking rather than avoid them
5. Plan my day around TV

Those five were happened just now.

On a health note, lady fortuna finally spun my way-- I think the fungus on my foot is scratching off.

In the words of Boethius: "Music is part of us, and either ennobles or degrades our behavior"

I enoble all of you.