SSSHHHHHH . . . (It's a Secret)

Yup, that's right I wore Secret Solid anti-perspirant/deodorant for an entire day.

Here's what happened: I woke up, bathed, chose my outfit and went back to the bathroom to brush teeth and put on deodorant. My Speedstick was already used up three days ago and I had officially worn through the last bits of deodorant stuck in the little holes. So I ran upstairs to find another stick of deodorant (for those of you who don 't know, I am 26, single, and moved into my parents basement).

Anyways, there are enough people that come and go that I was bound to come across some half-stick from one of my brothers. All I could find was Secret, which was fitting since I was alone and no one around to see me put it on.

Let me tell you this, is may be pH balanced for a man, but it makes you smell like a woman!

I work with almost all females and everytime I stood up, walked past someone else or someone come into my office I felt embarrassed, shameful and feminine--my secret was no longer a secret.

The worst part isn't that I was a walking fluff ball, its that I had to put up with the flaky white stuff (see below)


I don't really think there's a lesson to be learned, maybe just that girl hygeiene is inferior.