The Man Pageant
No need to adjust your screen, or get your eyes checked because one of my legs have in fact truly dissapeared.
Senor De La Jolla
As many of you have heard through various media outlets, TJ and I recently competed head to head in a prestigious Man Pageant. It is known as Senor De La Jolla. It was a tough crowd, but I, of course, walked away with the crown, but more importanly, I captured their hearts. I can't take more than 90% of the credit because TJ is taking the other 10. I would also like you to know that TJ's night on stage has led to numerous Andy Kauffman and Jim Belushi comparisons. We were pretty impressed with our performances, so I thought that I would share them with you, the world. They are available at my sister-station: http://www.lifeandtimesinsd.blogspot.com/
As you watch the videos you can wonder, as we constantly do, why we are still single. Enjoy!
posted by 3703 @ 6:01 PM
11 Comments:
It was a hard fought battle, but I think it was your dazzling magic display that put you over the top. I can see that you have mastered the art of the prestige.
Your magic show would have been better if TJ had:
a) let your assistant dround in a water tank on stage.
b) crushed your assistants hand in a bird cage
c)move the pad out from underneath you right before you fall threw the trap door.
with the right prosthetics, I bet TJ could have been your double
Could life get better than winning a man pageant? I submit that it cannot! To win the crown, capture their hearts, survive a very dangerous leg disappearing stunt with a magic towel, and maintaining composure during a back waxing is quite the accomplishment! I am sorry TJ, I know that you really wanted to win, but Judd is the rightful owner of the crown.
Mr. Rumble,
has it been hard living with the stigma of winning a man pageant? have you found that people in the ward now treat you differntly? are they intimidated by your stunning good looks?
i have heard many a beauty queen or beautiful women and shows like "Beauty and the Geek" or "The Bachelor" describe the difficulties of being beautiful.
What are your thoughts on this issue now that you have experinced it first hand?
Rumbler, I too am shocked and amazed on a daily basis that you and your partner in crime are not married. What sane woman would not jump at the chance to spend a quiet evening at La Mirage?
Pete Lund would be happy to know that his Polish Magic has been passed to another generation.
Judd, for so long I have told you about my experieces winning a pageant. I am so pleased that you can now share in these experiences with me. My only regret is that you did not ask me to coach you, though you obviously didn't need it. Please please don't forget Miss Lancaster 2001 as you gain new fame as Senor De La Jolla. I am looking forward to seeing you in a couple weeks. I want you to know that I like you with or without back hair, but that was very brave of you to do. I wax my legs 2-3 times a year and it is never an easy thing. I so enjoyed talking to you today and am saddened that you are spending another year in San Diego. Sorry for not revealing myself in my past comment on your blog. I only had the best of intentions. :) Loves!
If only we had captured the Gross National Product on film, America's Herritage would be safe.
Was TJ compared to Jim Belushi or John Belushi? Or both? I would go with John Belushi.
Judd your blog is soooo boring.
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