Ughgh, I am so sick of Drying my own hands

Friday evening I went to my local international Aiport to pick up some luggage which was held back due to "suspect - merchandise"; it contained 6 exotic and highly volitole bottles of Iowa brewed root beer (which of course were packed in my dirty undies). Before I claimed my parcel I quickly slipped into the restroom where I tinkled and rinsed my hands with one of these:











Hands free senser-fauset
After rinsing my hands I electrically soaped-up using one of these:











Hands free soap dispenser

Finally, after i lathered and rinsed, simply by the motion of my hand, I turned to get them dry and found one of these:











Hand sensor paper towel dispenser

To wash my hands I used three non-touch gizmos.

I rinsed and soaped and received a paper towel without pushing buttons or levers.

It was in this moment of wadding the paper around my hands that I realized how sick I was of doing it myself. The first few parts of sanitation were so easy and now, I decided, I want it to be easier.

I want a machine where we stick our hands, or feet, inside of it and they are scrubbed and dried without us having to do it ourselves.