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Alle Deutsch lieben mich

The Germans, they love me!

World Update:

1. America
2. Germany
3. Switzerland

The average German will spend 2:50 seconds reading my blog. This makes me proud.

In honor of the runner-ups, here's a little apple-streudel to keep them happy:

My Telepathy is Bigger than Yours

Here's a prompting question, do we have a right to the privacy of our thoughts?

Today's blog entry is on the discussion of Telepathy.

For years Earth humans have been using their five senses to communicate with eachother.

I personally prefer the mouth and hands as my means for communication
(if you know what I mean)
-- yes -- verbal and manual signals to stimulate thought in order to come to an understanding with another human.

So the purpose for speech may be to be able to reach a point of understanding, or it could be that we want to share a portion of our thoughts, or that we want to manipulate the thoughts of another (discussions for another day).

Telepathy is about two years away. For now I can secretly tell you that it is in production and that the key idea did in fact come from me. It's not for the money though.

Many of you have already asked me: "How can you develop telepathy?" or "Aren't people just born with it?"

I will tell you in a very simplified way, please read below. As far as being born with it, maybe someday, assuming human progression/genetics are able to keep up with my charts. For now only Betazoids are known to have this gift.

HOW TELEPATHY IS BEING BUILT


Bluetooth wireless connectors are being placed on the right inner-cranial lobe of small rodents and long-term prisoners. The connectors are linked to a secured wi-fi internet router. So instead of thinking, they just have to think and the bluetooth connector transmits their thoughts! Testing will probably go on until casualties are limited a bit.

It hasn't worked yet, but that's why I don't think it'll go public for a couple of years.

Given the technology, would you be ok with somebody bluetoothing your thoughts or do you think we should install limited filters?

Or, would life just be easier if we didn't have deceit, or fibbing, or falsification of communication?